From The Padded Cell

Friday, September 14, 2007

Two cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a

restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, they sat down and looked over the

menu...

+ Tourist: $5

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+ Fried Explorer: $15.00

+ Baked Democratic candidate( your choice Obama,Clinton,or

Edwards) $100.00

They looked at one another and one of them asked "hey man,why

the big difference in the cost of the baked dish? The other

one replied "I expect it is because of the season,after all it

is only once every four years",but we will ask the cook.
The cannibals called the cook over and asked,
'Why such a price difference for the baked dish?

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning." Signed Zarc

A CASE OF JUST LACKING IN COURAGE OR NOT WANTING TO BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU??? You tell me. The deafening silence by the democratic candidates and the democratic party leaders to the claims of Moveon.org that they(moveon.org) owns the democratic party and controls their actions, speaks louder than words. signed Zarc

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

BREAKING NEWS!!! Al-Qaeda launches successful attack on the U.S. homeland!!!
The attack coming on the 6th. anniversary of the 9-11 attack on the twin towers in New York city,however different in the method,it is much more destructive and has far greater and longer lasting consequences. It was not carried out by the use of explosive devices or the release of airborne chemical agents that can kill thousands of our fellow country men but by the use of the airways;via the Internet, and by the use of the news media;Thru the newspapers, and thru the actions of their agents or fellow travelers. Their objectivies are to poison our minds and destroy our confidence in our military leaders and governmental agencies resulting in the collapse of our will to resist.
The recent character assassination of General Petraeus and Ambassador Crocker by Moveon.org, characterizing Gen. Petraeus as Gen. Be-Tray-US and accusing Amb. Crocker of "cooking the books" in an ad in the New York Times this last Sunday more than demonstrates how Al-Qaeda thru their surrogate organizations can achieve their objectives. I question if we should not investigate Moveon.org to find out if they are in deed one of Al-Quida, surrogates. Even more disturbing was the article in the Post in which one of the organizers of Moveon.org is reported to have said that they (moveon.org) own the Democratic party and have daily meeting with the party leaders to discuss their straggly. The remarks by Rep. Tom Lantos and Rep. Robert Wexler, among others during the briefing to the House Of Representives and Sen. Carl Levin.s remarks at the Senate's briefing accussing General Petraeus and Amb. Crocker of lying and deceiving the American public was not only despicable but makes one wonder if these actions are because these people have bet their political futures on the U.S. losing in Iraq or if they have been bought and paid for by our enemies. Eight er way it is abundantly clear that they do not want the U.S. to succeed in Iraq and will do any thing they can to obstruct and prevent any progress in achieving this objective. ON THE LIGHTER SIDE: A stranger was seated next to a little 5th grade girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

“O.K." she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But, let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff…yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." to which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Monday, September 03, 2007

THE PATH TO REDEMPTION Just recentely Michael Vick after pleading guilty made a very humble public apoligy to his teammates,the football leauge,etc. and stated that he had "turned his life over to Jesus, stating that he thought that that was the best thing to do at this time": now we all know that it is easy to "talk the talk' but few of us are able to "walk the walk". I expect only time will tell. signed Zarc


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