Two cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a

restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, they sat down and looked over the

menu...

+ Tourist: $5

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+ Fried Explorer: $15.00

+ Baked Democratic candidate( your choice Obama,Clinton,or

Edwards) $100.00

They looked at one another and one of them asked "hey man,why

the big difference in the cost of the baked dish? The other

one replied "I expect it is because of the season,after all it

is only once every four years",but we will ask the cook.
The cannibals called the cook over and asked,
'Why such a price difference for the baked dish?

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning." Signed Zarc