REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME according to the Alaska Department Of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antiers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen , had to be a girl. We should've known..... ONLY woman would be able to drag a fat-man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. MERRY CHRISTMAS signed Zarc

I was trumulously pleased to learn that the Plymouth Rock Original Utilitarian
Disciples (Proud) society at its anual meeting on Dec. 12th., anounced today that it had awarded Sen. Hillary Clinton and Kofi Annan ( who had just beat out Sen. John Murtha with his speech at the Truman Library) with the designation as "Walking Eagles" and plaques will be displayed on the wall as the recipients of the 2006 awards. P.S. For those who do not know the history behind this designation; the native American Indians discribed those birds who were so full of crap that they could not fly as "walking eagles". signed Zarc

Regarding Kofi Annan's recent clap crap, it is my hope that we have a member of congress left with the guts to introduce an resolution condemming this insult to the American people and to push for an independent investigation of his term as Sec. General of the U.N. signed Zarc